Job Opening: Mouthguard Holder for Elite Athlete
Role: Travel with NBA team, Carry mouthguard holder, Sit courtside and Quickly facillitate athlete with mouthguard needs
Skills Necessary: Quick off your feet when a buzzer sounds, great anticipation of timeouts during game, ability to spot #23 at end of half and right after each game ends.
This once in a lifetime opportunity to stand next to an elite athlete as he does in-game interviews will be filled quickly, so submit your resumes now to: hr@cavs.com.
(Assist: FromCourtside reader -'Ticket')
2 comments:
Just fell off my chair laughing so hard!
Just applied. You are spot on my friend. This dingle hut needs to hide that thing before I puke on my TV set.
Tough to market you LBJ with saliva pouring down your face.
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